Donald Trump was inaugurated POTUS on January 20, 2017, my not happy seventieth birthday.

Words like ‘besmirch’ the office of the President, ‘sully’ the office of the President, would traipse through my mind, coming from a background where people used words like ‘background’.  ’Uncouth’ also popular.

But here we are, wherever we are, and have discovered that there are no words to describe the Trump effect on the White House.

Truly irreparable damage has been done to it and since there is no witch, no medium, no exorcist powerful enough to cleanse the White House once he’s gone, I have a plan.

I want to launch a crowdfund to raze the building and burn to ash every single article in it.  I believe soliciting 5¢ individual contributions could reach a billion dollars pretty quickly.

Can I count on you?